prathapml Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Norwegian weatherTemperatures:+15°C / 59°FThis is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.+10°C / 50°FThe French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.+5°C / 41°FItalian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.0°C / 32°FDistilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.-5°C / 23°FPeople in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.-10°C / 14°FThe Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.-20°C / -4°FThe Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.-30°C / -22°FPeople in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.-40°C / -40°FParis start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.-50°C / -58°F Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.-70°C / -94°FThe false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.-183°C / -297.4°FMicrobes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.-273°C / -459.4°FALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."-300°C / -508°FHell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
Aaron_ Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Really nice one!I like the one with the cow. LMAO
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