Trying To Help

[techguy21801]

TRYING TO HELP

By Dennis Miller

All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got

my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading

opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion from some

of you.

As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice

someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep it Simple,

Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those

who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and

recognize a few important facts.

Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important

issue:

1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.

2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this

in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and Iraq

heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.

3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories," your

reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"

4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school

district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the

education you deserve.

5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they

try to kill us.

6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the President. He

plays one on T.V.

7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden wants

you dead, too.

8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the danger

that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.

9) We are not trying to liberate them.

10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young men and

women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all

need to support them without reservation.

I hope this helps

w00t

[zipp51]

Good find Techguy,I love the irony and truth in the humor.The UN is kind of like the great enabler that says there is nothing wrong here let's not think about the negative stuff and let's fantasize about the way it should be.

[techguy21801]

A Good Friend of mine sent that to me....i thought it was hilarious....weird that its so true