A Lesson For Us All

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends

encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my

mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful

and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel

uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So

I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was

to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't

overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants

to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said,

I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just

watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a

moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and

stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in

his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed

our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.