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Al-Qaida online

In 2003 al-Qaida will attack the Internet, and chaos will ensue. Amazon.com will start recommending visitors purchase a bin Laden mug with every item. If you type "the bachlor" into Google -- misspelling the name of the popular American TV show -- the search engine will respond, "Did you mean: Al Jazeera?" But al-Qaida's Internet won't be all bad. First, in an effort to gain public sympathy, bin Laden will issue a fatwa banning all spyware and pop-up ads; then, offended by the suggestion that his manhood doesn't satisfy, Osama will order his henchmen to severely punish spammers who offer "all-natural," pump- and pill-free methods of growing certain body parts. Having made the mistake of using Microsoft Outlook for his e-mail, however, bin Laden's reign of cyber terror will be brief -- he'll succumb to the Anna Kournikova virus.

LOL!! :)

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