amardeepsingh Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite.A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strongenough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing a superman cape.It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20by 20 foot room.Baseballs make marks on ceilings.You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a fewtimes before you get a hit.The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by aceiling fan.When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh" it's already toolate.A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 yearold man says they can only do it in the movies.A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it doesnot leak -- it explodes.A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4inches deep.Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.Duplos will not.Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.Super glue is forever.McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can'twalk on water.Pool filters do not like Jell-O.VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show theydo.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.Always look in the oven before you turn it on.Plastic toys do not like ovens.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.It will however make cats dizzy.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life(unfortunately, mostly in retrospect). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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