Understand Women

[Zxian]

God (or whatever almighty being suits you) is looking down on Earth and realizes that John has been a very good man his entire life. He therefore decides to grant John one wish.

God appears infront of John and says:

"John, I am God. You have been a good man, and as a reward, I will grant you one wish."

John thinks about his wish for a while and says:

"I'd like to have a bridge from Los Angeles to Hawaii."

To which God replies:

"But John, a bridge is such a worldly thing. Can't you think of a better wish?"

John thinks some more, and finally says:

"I'd like to be able to understand women."

God replies:

"Would you like that bridge with two lanes or four?"