March 11, 200521 yr God (or whatever almighty being suits you) is looking down on Earth and realizes that John has been a very good man his entire life. He therefore decides to grant John one wish.God appears infront of John and says:"John, I am God. You have been a good man, and as a reward, I will grant you one wish."John thinks about his wish for a while and says:"I'd like to have a bridge from Los Angeles to Hawaii."To which God replies:"But John, a bridge is such a worldly thing. Can't you think of a better wish?"John thinks some more, and finally says:"I'd like to be able to understand women."God replies:"Would you like that bridge with two lanes or four?"
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