Little Johnny

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Little Johnny watched the science teacher, as she put four worms into

four separate jars.

The first worm was put in a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put in a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put in a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

First worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in soil - alive.

The science teacher asked the class, "What can we learn from this

experiment?"

Little Johnny was the first to raise his hand. He said,

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"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."