Shit happens ...

[Crispy]

Dianaic: s*** happens when men are around.

Norse: If s*** happens, beat the crap out of it.

Feminist: Get in touch with your inner s***.

Solitary: If s*** happens; Duck!

Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this s***.

Gardenarian: s*** happens in degrees.

Alexandrian: s*** happens because Gardner told us so.

Dabbler: We have ways of making s*** happen.

Eclectic: We make our own s***.

Newbie: I don't understand this s***. -OR-

I like this s***.

Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my s***.

Wiccan: You must balance your s***.

Witch: I can use this s***.

Druid: This is old s***.

Greek: Let's drink to this s***.

Reconstructionist: This s*** happened before.

Celtic: This s*** keeps happening to us.

Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our s***.

Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this s***.

Priest: This s*** happens every year.

Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this s***.

Fam-Trad: I inherited this s***.

Visionary: Let's smoke this s***.

Former Catholics: If s*** happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame...

Techno-Pagan: This s*** always happens when I'm online.

[XPerties]

Techno-Pagan: This s*** always happens when I'm online.

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