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The Ten Commandments (EBONICS STYLE)


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1. I ams GOD. Don't play me fool.

(I am the Lord thy GOD, thou shalt not have any other GODS before me.)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta my a**.

(Thou shalt not have any graven images.)

3. Don't be callin my a** fo no **** reason.

(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy GOD in vain.)

4. Y'all betta haves yo a** be in church on Sunday.

(Thou shalt keep holy the Sabbath.)

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...and if you do know who yo daddy is,

don't dis his a** neither.

(Honor thy mother and father.)

6. Don't be goin on no drive bys.

(Thou shalt not kill.)

7. Stick to ya own boo.

(Thou shalt not commit adultery.)

8. Don't be borrow'n s*** and don't gives it back.

(Thou shalt not steal.)

9. Don't be snitchin' fo da man to save yo dumm a** behine, or rat out

yo peeps.

(Thou shalt not bear false witness.)

10. Don't be skeemin' (eyeing) yo homie's crib (residence), hoopty (ride),

b***h (woman) or nuffin.

(Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors possessions.)

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