jerseygirl Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 WOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need... = I want..5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry6. We need to talk = I need to complain7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to likeMEN'S ENGLISH:1. I am hungry = I am hungry2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy3. I am tired = I am tired4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!5. I love you = Let's have sex now6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Sooo Truuuueeee !!!!!! w00t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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