D_block Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is whysome people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.3. Change is inevitable, except from a vendingmachine.4. Those who live by the sword get shot by thosewho don't.5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.7. If you lined up all the cars in the world endto end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinkingbeer.11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for findingfurniture in a dark room.13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is afine for doing well.14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren'tsmart enough to get out of jury duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_block Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 im loving number #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigeratiPrime Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 some good ones up there btw when I saw the title I was thinking Prime Directive 4 from Robocop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idontwantspam Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50chance of getting something right, there's a 90%probability you'll get it wrong.LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous_user Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Theyre funny because theyre true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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