Er... Um. I would never make such a blatant and obvious mistake! Why in fact, I OH MY GOD, WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?! *points* *runs away* Okay, so I forgot to add one measly little line to the file... Thank you all for your help.
I don't know whether it's because I've overlooked something or because it's a volume license disk or something else entirely, but nothing in the $oem$ directory is being copied to the hard drive during the installs. I have the directory format like so: Root | -I386 | -$OEM$ | -$1 | -$$ | -System32 But nothing comes across. If anyone has any ideas, I'd love to hear 'em.