A man and his wife were staying at a hotel. At the end of their nights they checked out and looked at the bill. The man saw that he was charged $250 when it was only $125 for a night. The man asks for the manager and had begun a huge argument. The manager goes "Well we have a beautiful swimming pool that you could've went to" And the man goes "i didnt use it!!" but the manager went "you could've. We also have a workout facility for you" "i didnt use it" the man said. "well it was here and you couldve" said the manager. "we also have the top entertainer entertaining at our lounge" "i didnt see him" "well he was here and you could've" Finally the man stops argueing and starts writing a check but the manager goes "sir, this check is only for $125." "i charged you $125 for sleeping with my wife!" "Sir! I never slept with your wife!" The manager protested. "Well she was here and you couldve!" heehee i found it funny