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Heres mine.
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Desktop > Right Click > Properties > Screensaver > Power.. > Advanced > When I press my power button > Shut Down
Or select what you want it to do.
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Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.
December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine.
December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener.
December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.
December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.
December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration.
December 7
Debug Windows '2000
December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.
December 11
Lay Faberge egg.
December 12
Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.
December 13
Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts.
December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.
December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" in case tires are shot out at mall.
December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.
December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be the same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.
December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.
December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and cinnamon sticks.
December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.
December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas. Festoon windows with worthless stock.
December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less inadequate than they really are.
December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented with homemade potpourri.
December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.
December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.
December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that country.
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WTF!?
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hmm its thursday
wtf?!
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i dont have a firewall, can someone send me in the right direction?
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just use ur finger and mash in as hard as you can
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it crashed on me
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woops, maj. bug, link removed
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depends on the distribution, some of them have an installer
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www.php.net or org or com
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You need PHP/SQL support, then just download PHPBB2, Invision Board, or buy vBulletin.
Then install it and you're good to go.
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Mac.
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we have a mac at school. I looked around the monitor for 20 misn before realising the standby button was on the keyboard! and it crashed when i hit it :|:rofl:
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There are three denominations in the game Planetside, and each have their own little logo and quote. So I got bored and made a wallpaper for each and now you can find them on their site!
I guess they didn't have any others to use, because the wallpapers I made were extremely simple.
The New Conglomerate
The Terran Republic
The Vanu Sovereignty
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Dear Mr. Torres,
We are pleased to inform you, that your wallpapers submitted to be reviewed by our staff, have surpassed our expectations and many other contestants. This email is to notify you that your wallpapers will be used on the Station™ website.
If you have questions about the usage of your wallpapers, or if you want the wallpapers removed from the website, please email the webmaster of Station.com™ at webmaster@Station.com.
We greatly appreciate your submission, and please take this gamecard as a token of our appreciation.
Regards,
Steve Hand, Sony
**the attachment was a notepad with a gamecard ID number, so i could play planetside more, go figure
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its a gf fx 5900 ultra, and i chekd the software, nothing.
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I have a video card that supports TV-in/out and all the bells and whistles, as well as a broadband (cable) modem. And I still cannot figure out how to do this.
Any help is appreciated.
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Just grab Swish 2 and use its menu wizard. It exports SWF files as well as the html coding to utilize its functions.
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with a sausage..
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I shot the..
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Do not buy the game Planetside, it is an addictive vortex that you can only be sucked away from when your PC crashes.
I got it yesterday and played it for 18 hours straight, you fight against a span of over 11 continents, with weapons ranging from a Colt .45 to a plasma rifle.
If you have free time, and a laid back boss, then buy this game and a game card.
Well-worth the money, but you have to have time to play it.
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that used gamehead..
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grandmas with stinky..
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hilarious joke...
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