I turned off all protections (RealTime, Cloud, Tampering) from Security Settings
Tweaked Group Policy to turn off Windows Defender Antivirus and disable Behavior Monitoring
Whitelisted those registry entries when Defender still somehow came up with calling them "threats"
Disabled scanning from Task Scheduler
Restarted several times
But this "Antimalware Service Executable" service still sits there hogging my RAM. I'm sick of it, I just want the whole thing gone. How do I do it? someone please help.