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DerRickster

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  1. Ok I'll try it. You're profile picture reminds me of a Drill Sargent i had in a different platoon back in 86. He was a black man with very dark skin. He was standing under a tree in the shade smiling and the only thing you could see was his eyes and his teeth. I think he knew that.
  2. Im having a hard time in understanding the 'top level profile' Please explain. Now I have My Documents, My Pictures and My Music on a different Partition...that wouldn't matter would it?
  3. I have two different profiles on my computer (local use only) and the second profile doesn't display the icons associated with the program that it is registered with. What can be the friggin problem. Also some of my programs doesn't work either...like MMM+ (it's a context menu enhancer) What do I need to do to fix this.
  4. Get a load of this...I usually buy from newegg...but this was a deal I couldn't pass up. I was driving though Montana (live in Washington) so I called bestbuy (Bestbuy usually has a higher markup esp. comparing it to newegg in Missoula and asked if they got any notebook HD. I ended up buying a Seagate Momentus 5400.2 120GB 2.5" ATA-6 Notebook Hard Drive - OEM for 179.99 w/o any sales tax. Newegg had it for 184.99 with 4.99 shipping. What a deal B)
  5. I have a ASUS Z71V laptop which has a SATA interface through a PATA channel so I don't really get 'true' SATA performance. Which Hitachi 7200 drive are you refering to...I would like to get at least a 120 GB HD. For gaming purposes.
  6. Which would be faster ATA-6 at 5400 RPM or SATA at 4200 RPM Im planning on upgrading my laptop Hard Drive
  7. I have duplicate items on my context menu...It only appears on my desktop and menu items. Has anyone ever encountered it before. I usually have to do a system restore. Correction...it happens with shortcuts and not the actual file(s)
  8. http://www.larshederer.homepage.t-online.de/english.htm Try this.
  9. If I recall I have a program called Easy Uninstall 2000 but its not officially supported with WinXP. Spring Cleaning is but I downloaded the trial and had nothing but problems with it. HK-47: "Clarification: This meatbag is looking for a backup program that backups all files and registry information for storage."
  10. I'm looking for a backup program that will individually backup a program with its registry entries for archiving, transporting, etc. Does anyone know what type of programs are out there. Any suggestions will be helpful. Thanks
  11. I type them with two fingers....one on each hand...Columbus Style...Point and Land...
  12. DerRickster: (whistles a bit, then) Hello. I would like to buy a fish licence, please. GreenMachine: A what? DerRickster: A licence for my pet fish, Eric. GreenMachine: How did you know my name was Eric? DerRickster: No, no, no! My fish's name is Eric. Eric fish. He's an halibut. GreenMachine: What? DerRickster: He is an halibut. GreenMachine: You've got a pet halibut? DerRickster: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. GreenMachine: You must be a loony. DerRickster: I am not a loony. Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'loony' merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon - you wouldn't call him a loony! Furthermore Dawn Pathorpe, the lady showjumper, had a clam called Stafford, after the late chancellor. Alan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an 'addock! So if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche de temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside! GreenMachine: All right, all right, all right. A licence? DerRickster: Yes! GreenMachine: For a fish. DerRickster: Yes! GreenMachine: You are a loony. DerRickster: Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a licence for me pet dog Eric, I've got a licence for me pet cat Eric. GreenMachine: You don't need a licence for your cat. DerRickster: I bleedin' well do and I've got one! Can't be caught out there! GreenMachine: There is no such thing as a bloody Cat Licence. DerRickster: Yes there is. GreenMachine: No there isn't. DerRickster: Is! GreenMachine: Isn't! DerRickster: I've bleedin' got one, look! What's that then? GreenMachine: This is a dog licence with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. DerRickster: Man didn't have the right form. GreenMachine: What Man? DerRickster: The Man from the cat detector van. GreenMachine: The loony detector van, you mean. DerRickster: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest. GreenMachine: What cat detector van? DerRickster: The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge. GreenMachine: Housinge? DerRickster: It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant. I never seen so many bleedin' aerials. The man said their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards, and Eric being such a happy cat was a piece of cake GreenMachine: How much did you pay for this? DerRickster: Sixty quid and eight for the fruit-bat. GreenMachine: What fruit-bat? DerRickster: Eric the fruit-bat. GreenMachine: Are all your pets called Eric? DerRickster: There's nothing so odd about that. Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul. GreenMachine: No he didn't. DerRickster: Did! GreenMachine: Didn't! DerRickster: Did, did, did, did, did and did! GreenMachine: Oh all right. DerRickster: Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish licence? GreenMachine: I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one. DerRickster: In that case give me a bee licence. GreenMachine: A licence for your pet bee. DerRickster: Correct. GreenMachine: Called Eric? Eric the bee? DerRickster: No. GreenMachine: No? DerRickster: No, Eric the half bee. He had an accident. GreenMachine: You're off your chump. DerRickster: Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or even to deny the semi-existence of my little chum Eric the half bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this. Take it away, Eric the orchestra-leader. Eric Idle: A one, two, a one two three four! DerRickster (sings): Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? Chorus: Chorus sung by Alanoll, XtremeMaC and GreenMachine La dee dee, one two three, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee. DerRickster: Is this wretched demi-bee, Half-asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half a bee! Chorus: Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee, Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the half a bee. DerRickster: I love this hive, implore ye-ee, Bisected accidentally, One summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally. Chorus: He loves him carnally, Semi-carnally. DerRickster: The end. GreenMachine: Cyril Connolly? DerRickster: No, semi-carnally! GreenMachine: Oh. Chorus: Cyril Connolly. (Whistle end of tune.) ... ...
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