Windows eMail --> bye, bye Outlook Express

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Windows replacement for Outlook Express has all the hallmarks of a winner!

Windows eMail

I like it!

Not only does it not produce an annoying Splash Screen (which everyone has to Hack out) but

it actually KNOWS when it is ON or OFF line. No more Error!!! - you are offline messages.

I know I'm offline dingbat, I'm trying to read my mail offline. It's NET AWARE. Heard a

lot of, but not known what it does.

First up, if you click to read your email from Windows Internet Explorer, the INBOX displays

in a NEW TAB on the left. (By default.) You can even switch views to look at incoming

messages or read through individual email. WOW! Get me some....

Next up, is the TOTALLY NEW integration of MS Agents composing interface within

Windows eMail. It's easy to send talking, thinking, whispering email to all your relatives

and friends. Even lovers! And Microsoft is including ALL MS Agent characters plus the

speech engine in all new installations of Windows. So you can be sure the recipient

of you email will be able to view it correctly.

Oh! And wait. Expect two more characters. Brand new.

(Think Indiana Jones and Lara Croft types..)

If that's not enough, Windows eMail has a MUCH SIMPLIFIED and VERY ENHANCED email

stationery composition program built right in. You'll be turning out masterpieces in

no time at all!!!

***** So.... When can we expect all this !!!!!!!!!!

NEVER

NEVER, NEVER, EVER...

It's vaporware - and does not exist.

*I wish.