The Drunk Poem

[prathapml]

Remember your nursery rhymes?

* * Starkle, starkle, little twink, *

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* Who the hell are you I think. * *

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* * I'm not under what you call *

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* The alcofluence of incohol. * *

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* * I'm just a little slort of sheep, *

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* I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. * *

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* * I don't know who is me yet, *

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* But the drunker I stand here the longer I get. *

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* * So just give me one more fink to drill my cup, *

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* 'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up. * *

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