Thought this was mildly interesting. As found here:

http://www.theosfiles.com/os_windows/ospg_...#setup_switches

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Product Team - Right click on the desktop, click properties, then click on the Screen Saver tab, Choose 3-D text as the screen saver, and click on settings. In the Display Text box type "volcano", and then click Ok.

Multimedia Product Team show - Using Windows Explorer, go to the directory:

c:\Windows\Application Data\Microsoft\Welcome.

Right-drag the program file Weldata.exe to the desktop. A dialog box appears - select Create shortcut(s) here. Right click on the new Weldata shortcut, and select properties. On the shortcut tab, in the target box, add to the end (after the double-quote) You_are_a_real_rascal and then tab down in the same dialog box to the run box. Change the pull-down run choice to minimized. Click on Ok. Now launch the Weldata shortcut on the desktop.

Yes it was mildly interesting.

Another example of commercial closed-source bloat-ware!