De Ebonics Crimmus Pome

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Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;

And all ower da hood;

ereybody wuz' sleepin';

Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;

An hoped like de' heck;

That old Santa Clause;

Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambily;

Wuz layin in de beds;

While Ripple and Thunderbird;

Danced through dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;

Right nex to my Maw;

When I heard sech a fuss;

I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out thru de bars;

What covered my doe;

'spectin' de sheriff;

Wif a warrant fo sho.

And what did I see;

I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"

Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;

Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years;

Santa Clause, he be white;

But looks liken us bros;

Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;

My home boy he came;

He whupped on dem warf rats;

An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;

And on Willie Lee;

On Saphire, on Chenequa;

Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;

Out der in da skreet;

I knowed it was fo' sho';

Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;

He picked da' lock on my doe;

An' I sez to myself;

"s***!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;

Full of prezents I 'xpect;

Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;

To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;

Jus started stealing my s***;

Got my drugs, got my guns,

Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;

Out da window he flewed;

I woudda' tried to catched him;

But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;

An' whipped out a switch;

He wuz gone in a seccon';

Dat son of a b***h!!

Next year I be hopin':

Anutha Sanna we git;

Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;

Jus' ain't werf a s***!!!