Christmas lore

[techguy21801]

>Some years ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there

>were problems

>everywhere.

>

>Four of his elves had gotten sick, and the trainees sent by the union

>elves were just

>not producing the toys as fast as his regular elves. Santa was beginning

>to feel the

>pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her

>mother was

>coming to visit. This stressed Santa out even more. When he went to

>harness the

>reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth, and two

>had jumped the

>fence and were out who-knows-where. More stress. Then, when he began to

>load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and a bag full of toys fell to

>the ground

>scattering everywhere. Santa was so frustrated that he went into the

>house for a cup of

>coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he got to the cupboard, he found that

>the elves had

>hidden the whiskey, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration,

>he accidentally

>dropped the full coffee pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces

>all over the

>kitchen floor. He went to get the broom but found that mice had eaten

>the straw it was

>made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the

>door. He opened

>the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

>The angel said,

>"Where do you want me to stick this tree Santa?"

>

>That friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas

>tree.