Breast Massager Robot.

[weEvil]

This is the weirdest thing I have seen so far.

Follow the link to see the computer simulated action!!

Though my beat is usually Japan, this item from China was just too weird to pass up. How weird is too weird? Try "beyond Japanese weird", and that's saying something!

The Breast Massage Robot is the subject of a patent application for a robotic device which, according to the developers, is "capable to give physical massage to human breast the way professional massagers do." Wait a minute, there are professional breast massagers?? I don't recall taking that college course... at least, not on campus.

http://inventorspot.com/articles/bizarre_b...robot_rea_11148

[jrf2027]

Between this and (ahem...) other mechanical devices...the only thing women will need men to do is change the oil, open the pickle jar, and cuddle...