Windows Update Package? Really could use some help

[ubertoyotax]

My schools internet requires my windows to be up to date, only problem is that requires the internet.... So i need a way of updating windows without using the internet on that computer. I have access to another computer with internet, so i could download the patches and then transfer them. Only problem is theres a TON of updates since service pack 2 and i need all of them. Is there a place that has a package of all the updates since service pack 2? Im open to any suggestions or information! I really would like to have internet by the time classes start

PS- i went to the IT guys at the school, they dont know what theyre doing so im on my own.

[DL.]

So to access the Internet your computer needs all updates, that's odd. Do they say that or does it actually not work without them?

Use Windows Updates Downloader (WUD) to easily download all updates. Put them in the same folder and then script the installation by placing this file (copy/paste in notepad and save as InstallUpd.cmd):

@ECHO OFF&SETLOCAL ENABLEEXTENSIONS
   CD /D %~dp0
   FOR %%A IN (*.exe) DO "%%A /quiet /norestart /n"
   ENDLOCAL

Or you could just use AutoPatcher.

[ubertoyotax]

i guess i should have checked back here sooner. i spent a bit searching and found autopatcher. dloading it now, hopefully it works. but thanks for th info DL!!

[DL.]

I gave you (and anyone else reading this) a few options to choose from, since Autopatcher only works with the English version of Windows.

Autopatcher has been around for a long time, but I heven't tried it because I use a Swedish version.