LOL... thats too funny..... There is actually a work around the updating issue by following these steps: 1. Remove the current signature file. To do this, click Start, click Run, type Msiexec /x {A5CC2A09-E9D3-49EC-923D-03874BBD4C2C}, and then click OK. 2. Open Windows Defender. To do this, click Start, click Programs, and then click Windows Defender. 3. Check for new definitions. To do this, click the Help options arrow next to the Windows Defender Help icon, click About Windows Defender, and then click Check for Updates. Article ID : 915105 Last Review : February 20, 2006 Revision : 1.1 But nonetheless our posts were quite amusing. Have a nice Day!