Woomera Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 A MAN MEETS A GENIE A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3aces Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 A MAN MEETS A GENIE A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."OMG......that is legendary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I've read this one before:A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for."The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?""That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks."That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted.The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idontwantspam Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 (edited) What's wrong with mother-in-laws and husbands and so forth?OK, stupid questions aside, those were both quite funny. Next time someone grants me a wish or two... I do have brothers... Edited April 24, 2007 by Idontwantspam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Soul Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woomera Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Three fastest ways of communication in the world: 1. Tele-phone2. Tele-vision3. Tell-a-woman.Do you still want a faster way? Tell the woman not to tell anyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raza Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Ha ha ha.Beat half to death means his mother in law was beaten half of the half to death......LOL..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroshift Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Ha ha ha.Beat half to death means his mother in law was beaten half of the half to death......LOL.....Actually she was beaten to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroshift Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Three fastest ways of communication in the world: 1. Tele-phone2. Tele-vision3. Tell-a-woman.Do you still want a faster way? Tell the woman not to tell anyone! You want to speed it even more? Tell her your life is at stake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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