techguy21801 Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 i need to get these printed up. >SITUATIONS HALLMARK DOESN'T COVER: > > > > > >1. I always wanted > >To have someone to hold, > >Someone to love. > >After meeting you ... > >(inside card) > >I changed my mind. > > > >2. I must admit, You brought > >religion into my life ... > >(inside card) > >I never believed in Hell > >Until I met you. > > > >3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ... > >(inside card) > >That you're not here > >To ruin it for me. > > > >4. Congratulations on your promotion. > >Before you go ... > >(inside card) > >Will you take the knife from my back? > >You'll probably need it again. > > > >5. Someday I hope to marry ... > >(inside card) > >Someone other than you. > > > >6. Happy birthday! > >You look great for your age ... > >(inside card) > >Almost lifelike! > > > >7. When we were together, > >You said you'd die for me.. . > >(inside card) > >Now we've broken up, > >I think it's time > >To keep your promise. > > > >8. We've been friends for a very long time ... > >(inside card) > >What do you say we stop? > > > >9. I'm so miserable without you ... > >(inside card) > >It's almost like you're still here. > > > >10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. > >(inside card) > >Did you ever find out who the father was? > > > >11. You are such a good friend > >If we were on a sinking ship > >And there was only one life jacket ... > >(inside card) > >I'd miss you terribly > >And think of you often. > > > >12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday. . . . > >(inside card) > >So we're having you put to sleep. > > > >13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! > >(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and West Virginia). > > > >14. Looking back over the years > >We've been together, > >I can't help but wonder ... > >(inside card) > >What was I thinking? > > > > > >15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . . > >(inside card) > >Too bad no one likes your husband. > > > >16. How could two people as beautiful as you ... > >(inside card) > >Have such an ugly baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0r3d Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 haha! Dyno-mite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 some true classic greetings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggtyh Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 I'm pretty sure those cards would sell well if ever Hallmark do print them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francisco Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 heh, that would be cool if they did sell 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Quickly, print 'em, before they're copyrighted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towhom Posted September 28, 2003 Share Posted September 28, 2003 Whoever wrote these gets instant copyright protection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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