WildKat Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 dont take offense, its all in the name of humour(sorry bout the >>>>>'s million time forwarded email)> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when > > >he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > > >little > > >Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You Sign!' > > >Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > > >standing > > >there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell > >louder. > > >'You Sign! You sign!' > > > > > >Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and > > >shuts the door in his face. > > > > > >The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the > > >little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts > > >his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!' Mr > > >Mandela is > > >getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man > > >back, > > >shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want > >them!' > > >Then he slams the door in his face again. > > > > > >The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he > > >hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the > > >same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, > > >shouting,'You sign! You > > >sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. > > >This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little > > >man by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do > > >you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > > >these to?' > > >The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > >clipboard, and says > > >(It's a beauty) > > >(wait for it) > > >Get your best Chinese accent ready ..... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >'You not Nissan Main Dealer?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 lol nice one hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmondScar Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 LOL nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amdphr3@kXP Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 LOL hahhahahaha thats tops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 ROFL! :rofl: Chinese man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SqueakyByte Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beccatigger Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 That's very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZsasZ Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Flied Lice! Flied Lice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supergurl21 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Haha nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*KyOoTiE*~ Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Hahahaha! That was so funny!! Yep it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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