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hilarious joke...


WildKat

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dont take offense, its all in the name of humour

(sorry bout the >>>>>'s million time forwarded email)

> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when

> > >he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a

> > >little

> > >Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You Sign!'

> > >Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is

> > >standing

> > >there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell

> >louder.

> > >'You Sign! You sign!'

> > >

> > >Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and

> > >shuts the door in his face.

> > >

> > >The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the

> > >little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts

> > >his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!' Mr

> > >Mandela is

> > >getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man

> > >back,

> > >shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want

> >them!'

> > >Then he slams the door in his face again.

> > >

> > >The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he

> > >hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the

> > >same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,

> > >shouting,'You sign! You

> > >sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

> > >This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little

> > >man by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do

> > >you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give

> > >these to?'

> > >The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his

> > >clipboard, and says

> > >(It's a beauty)

> > >(wait for it)

> > >Get your best Chinese accent ready .....

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'

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