Lazy8 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?""Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie.""Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?""No""Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?""Bill Gates""Country?""The USA""Native language?""English""Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a pie?""Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie.""We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?""Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie.""Have you visited the Prime Minister before?""Yes""Were you hit in the face with a pie then?""No""Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?""Yes""Any pies then?""No""Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I'll wait.""Just a minute.." "Okay, I'm back.""Did you get hit by another pie?""Of course not""Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem, though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 LOL! Nice one, made me think of good old tech support! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ootsoo Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 yep.nice one...“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”------ Ronald ReaganHope u all know what the oldest profession is!!!can u tell me wat could be the ans???OoTsOo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldwolf Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 yep.nice one...“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”------ Ronald ReaganHope u all know what the oldest profession is!!!can u tell me wat could be the ans???OoTsOoHint:- It involves women and Money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ootsoo Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Hint:- It involves women and Money. hee...100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 LOLIt took me a few seconds to work out why the cop wanted bill to go outside again.very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy8 Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 And you didn't get pied, either? Looks like we're working the bugs out of the system at last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now