matthewk Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday andas they had not been dating for very long, he decided after carefulconsideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note.Thoughtful, but not too personal.Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to Harrods and bought adainty pair of white gloves.The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items.The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriendwith the following note:Dear Lucy,I chose these because you are not in the habit of wearing any when yougo out in the evenings.If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long oneswith the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them from showedme the pair she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they werehardly soiled at all.I had her try yours on for me and although they were a little tight,they looked really smart.She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny.In fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them.I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands willtouch them before I have a chance to see you again.When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting themaway as they will be naturally damp from wearing.Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year.I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.Happy BirthdayAll my loveStuartPS The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little furshowing. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anoxan Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 omg... lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 LOL!Very good!andDisasterous! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ootsoo Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 truely sexy.... nice one...OoTsOo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suryad Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO that is awesome! I would surely have liked to know what the girl's response was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 RAFLMAO!! suryadme too........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_ Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 That is really funny.... I wonder what his girlfriend did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsiladka Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Bless the shopkeeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Soul Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 lol thats an oldie but a goodie, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xhellfire Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 loli saw this in a film.......... it's so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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