misskellibad1 Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 "And would she use my golf clubs?""No, she's left-handed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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