Arabic Tv

[Doggie]

dunno if someone done this here yet but someone sent it to me so here goes

SUNDAY

7:30 - My 33 Sons

8:00 - Osama Knows Best

8:30 - Let's Mecca Deal

9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed

9:30 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY

7:00 - Husseinfeld

7:30 - Mad About Everything

8:00 - Monday Night Stoning

8:30 - Win Bin Laden's Money

9:00 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY

7:30 - Wheel of Terror

8:00 - The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right

8:30 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things

9:00 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

9:30 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY

7:00 - Beat the Press

8:00 - When Kurds Attack

8:30 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread

9:00 - Just Shoot Everyone

9:30 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY

7:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi

7:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H

8:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapless Dresses and Veils

8:30 - Married with 139 Children

9:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY

7:00 - Judge Saddam

7:30 - Suddenly Sanctions

8:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire

8:30 - Cave and Garden Television

9:00 - No Witness Left Alive News

SATURDAY

8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban

8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?

9:00 - Teletalibans

9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are you?

[piaqt]

... and the last time I watched the Simpsons, the opening shot of Bart writing on the blackboard read, "Spongebob is not a contraceptive."