Zxian Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"SourceJust thought I'd share... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 LMAO... thats just sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arvindK Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Awsome, sick but awsome, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blam-O! Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 ooh my gosh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Havent heard that one for sure.V funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripken204 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 great ending line there, lol, im guessing the bus driver was a guy since hes talking to another guy about how to get some, so wouldnt the hippie have been worried about all the hair on the "nun" unless he was high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blam-O! Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 ..... so wouldnt the hippie have been worried about all the hair on the "nun" unless he was high<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Soul Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 lmao god thats rough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 ROFL! pwned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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