zipp51 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 I thought it would bring smiles if we pop in some one liner jokes.Here are a few;1.-Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.2.-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?3.-Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 1. Good to see you're back. It looks a lot better than your face.2. Three men walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertson Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 There was a really long cue outside the snooker club lastnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techguy21801 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 We all have to make sacrifices in life. Mine are to the Dark Lords of the Underworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 2. Three men walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would duck.Hehe .. thats wrong, it goes like something like this: Three blonds walk into a super marked and you'd think one of them would have spoted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipp51 Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 You know you're Italian when...you have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is,"He shoulda kept his big yap shut" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 There was a really long cue outside the snooker club lastnight.GAAAHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Dragons Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 A duck walked into a bar - said give me a drink and put it on my billLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 2.-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? because there wool is oily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewdatrip Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 2.-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? because there wool is oily Just likes Snoop's Lamma fur!hehehe =Drew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipp51 Posted February 6, 2003 Author Share Posted February 6, 2003 If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipp51 Posted February 6, 2003 Author Share Posted February 6, 2003 Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Why are the gates of a cemetery closed at night? People are dying to get in ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techguy21801 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 If it's Tourist season....why can't i shoot them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskellibad1 Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 I didn't attend the funeral however, I sent a letter saying I approved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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