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What If God Smoked Canabis?


Crispy

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Some of that conjecture and speculation

Why god sent his son to us…

God: Let there be horses.

Let there be cattle.

Let there be deer.

God looks over at Jesus

God: Jesus, my son, what are you smoking?

Jesus: It’s cannabis, dude. It’s awesome.

God: I’m DAD, not dude. Let me see that. Hmm…odd smell…

After a 45 minute break, back to work

God: Let there be platypi.

Let there be giraffes

Let there be narwhals.

Let there be unicorns.

God ate the unicorns for a midnight snack.

The next morning, god sees what he’s done

God: Jesus H Christ, get in here.

Jesus: What the … err .. I mean, what’s wrong?

God: If I catch you smoking that $#!@ again, I’m sending you down there with them.

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