prathapml Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 The old Pope dies, and naturally, goes to Heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour of the establishment, he's told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient, original texts of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages.After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script. For ages, his scholarly studies keep him quietly absorbed, until one day, all of a sudden there comes an almighty scream from the library.The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering despairingly, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'!"God takes him aside, offers him comfort and inquires what has distressed him so. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'...the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"dictionary for reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix0978 Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 ummm i didnt understand. that went right over my head haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted February 13, 2005 Author Share Posted February 13, 2005 ummm i didnt understand<{POST_SNAPBACK}>but still you would post. hmm..... Well, that link to the dictionary was given on purpose. (above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 dictionary link wasn't necessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix0978 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 No i jsut wanted to post to be explained.... if it could be explained a little more... if not then i need to read it over and over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Hey matrix978, np. It has to do with Catholic priests having to be celibate (no sex, ever. No women, ever) Someone had left out the r in celebrate and so the priest thought that................DL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
un4given1 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 that's awesome.... Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tel Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiXer Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 LoL.. Poor guy..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix_nf Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 its poor guyS.. not poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiXer Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 its poor guyS.. not poor guy.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>True.. Didn't remember the others..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilvoice Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 its poor guyS.. not poor guy.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>True.. Didn't remember the others..! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>And don't forget the nuns.Hmmm.Maybe somebody needs a service call.DL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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