The Gift

**indianarchie** · February 8, 2005

The Gift

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his

grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you

lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome

plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you

leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da

business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa

money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you

wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do

then... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up?"

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Please leave ur comments guys!

**indianarchie** · February 8, 2005

oh sorry..i just realized..this post shud have been in the funny farm!

will someone please move it there!

**matrix0978** · February 8, 2005

Hahaha very good very good!

**indianarchie** · February 8, 2005

wheres the admin/mod..please move this topic to the funnies!!!!

**Drewdatrip** · February 8, 2005

Topic Moved

**MadGutts** · February 8, 2005

lol

Like that 1 !

**phoenix_nf** · February 9, 2005

lol, @indianarchie BTW if you posting all u r jokes here stop emailing the same to me

**SiMoNsAyS** · February 9, 2005

what if some1 says "i'll give you 1 million $/€ if you tell me what time is it?"

**mark** · February 13, 2005

what if some1 says "i'll give you 1 million $/€ if you tell me what time is it?"
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Oh, I dunno. Maybe point my chrome plated .38 revolver and say 'It's about time you made a donation, I need a watch'.

**prathapml** · February 13, 2005

Oh, I dunno. Maybe point my chrome plated .38 revolver and say 'It's about time you made a donation, I need a watch'.
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LOL

I like this comeback, and the original joke on top too!

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