MSNwar Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Mine is ...I own you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 "get ya coat,you've pulled" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNwar Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 or ...pretend your a blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Mine is:"Whos ur daddy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskellibad1 Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Forget the babes! How about:Too much yardage between the goal posts or couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, or even better, he's an intellect rivaled only by garden tools......Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood the question, was I supposed to "try" to pick one up? hahaDon't be sexist-broads hate that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNwar Posted October 4, 2002 Author Share Posted October 4, 2002 Hey Missy, tell me more about what you do with those "garden tools" again please See, women can't help but thrown themselves at our feet (harrytb, GeForce5, and me) and ... you get the idea. Its just that when there are too many of them we have little time for long conversations. The one-liners we share are what "Real Men" do to ease the Babes pain of waiting.We are nice guys. I will even sell tickets and hire a doorman to keep everyone in an orderly fashion. When that is not appropriate (I am a gentleman) I will entertain them in the back seat of my car outside the club. Yea, we are nice guys. God, I pray Pia never reads this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sedative Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 After i night of conversation/flirting/drinking use this one..so let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynchknot Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Do I make you slick... baby.............now do I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouCypher Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 I usually try "Hi" and go from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjan Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Sorry, msnwar. I read it. Now to shorten this thread: Which ones have EVER worked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjan Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 For me whatever bulls*** i say work, but ill-fated enough only on hideous girls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Hey...What's happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThA_FiLeR Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Hey girl what's up?or..Hey girl you lookin' good today ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipp51 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Hey sweetheart,do you know the difference between a male organ and a Big Mac?No?Well what are you doing for lunch?I.m gonna get pulverized for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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