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What do you pride yourself on the most?


MSNwar

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Gee, MSN, that's quite an accomplishment, I'm quite overwhelmed. Could I sign up for lessons? Maybe through v-mail....  :)

Me, I pride myself on my **** fine sense of heehaw! That and my 64DD breasts from FthrJACK's handy FDISK tool!! :D

LOL

LOve it :rolleyes:

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Me, I pride myself on my **** fine sense of heehaw! That and my 64DD breasts from FthrJACK's handy FDISK tool!! :)

Speaking of which...

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor!"

Again, there's a bright flash... and his legs fall off!

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