piaqt Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back."Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and stay for breakfast.The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"."No," she replies.........""You just happened to catch my eye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FthrJACK Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 groaaaaan.. saw it coming, funny too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 groaaaaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Dragons Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 catch this! :assshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipp51 Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Eye,Eye,Eye, another Eye joke,I love it.Had a good laugh thanks Pia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 hehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zErO Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Corny but still funny pia LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpot Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 eYe-eYe...Capt Redhead, LolGood one.>!Jackpot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 "You just happened to catch my eye."hee hee.....That took some moments, and going back to read it again - before I understood it. Good fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Oh dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 maybe they should make one with contact lenses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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