Ropera Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?"The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!""Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?""Sure," the man said, "I love to drink.""Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"The guy is astounded. "****, that sounds great.""You a smoker?" the demon asked."You better believe it!""You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?""Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble.""Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.""Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . .""That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!""Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation. "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"The demon said, "You gay?""No!, No!.""Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"=====By the time Willard pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning Willard came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Willard. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Willard explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful...and he sat up all night watching me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Hahaha... That is what I call a joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid as a rock Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Hahaha... That is what I call a joke!! funny jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 LOL, thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 The one about hell was good.I'd like to know about Saturday and Sunday though...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 i hate fridays! i'm a good guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazin Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 I'd like to know about Saturday and Sunday though......Off, like on earth?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 I'd like to know about Saturday and Sunday though......Off, like on earth?! Nopes! on Hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 :lol: Thanks!!! @Ropera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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