Doggie Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 hahahaha., hmm tha was good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 rofl Dats a good one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farstrider Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Have seen this a few times, but still very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 lol, seen it, but its always funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazin Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 "No Honey, it's because you're 24."nice, Doggie!24 and still at schools? Thank god she's not pregnant yet. Well! I shall post about her naughty schoolboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazin Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 The teacher told the students that they were going to play a game."I've got something behind my back and I'm going to describe it and you guess what it is," she said.Teacher: I'm holding something round and red. Can someone guess?Little Herbie: An apple?Teacher: No. But it shows you were thinking. It's a cherry.Now I'm holding something round and orange. Can you tell me what it is?Little Herbie: An orange?Teacher: No. But it shows you were thinking. It's a peach.Little Herbie: (raising his hand) Teacher, can I play the game too?Teacher: Yes.Little Herbie: Teacher, I'm holding something about two inches long with a red tip.Teacher: Herbie!Little Herbie: No, but it shows you were thinking. It's a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Oh my gosh, these are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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