bush and clinton

[techguy21801]

i just had to post this i think it's hilarious:

George and Laura Bush and Bill and

Hillary Clinton are traveling by

train to the Super Bowl. At the station,

George and Laura each buy a ticket and

watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.

"How are the two of you going g to travel on

only one ticket?" asks George W;

astonished at what he is seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.

They all board the train. George and

Laura take their respective seats

but Bill and Hillary cram into

a toilet together and close the door. Shortly

after the train has departed, the conductor

comes around collecting tickets. He knocks

on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm

emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Bush's see this happen and agree it was quite

a clever idea, so after the game they decide to

try

a similar plan on the return trip. When they get

to the station they see the Clinton's at the

window

buying a single ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the

Bush's don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling

without a ticket?" asks Hillary.

"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bush's cram

themselves

into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another

toilet

just down the way. Shortly after the train is on

its way,

George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to

the toilet

in which the Clintons are hiding.

George W. knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,

please."

(And you're still trying to figure out how the

Democrats

lost that election)

[Crispy]

LOL!

One problem thou ... what's stopping the Clintons from recapturing the ticket suing the same method? ... In that way, this thing could go on forever!

[Doggie]

hehe nice joke

[gamehead200]

OLD, but funny!

[MadGutts]

oh dear...............