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An American in Paris rectius Two Americans in Vienna :w00t: (VA) ;)

:lol:

I wonder why exactly one of the requisites for these two job offers:

https://theapplicantmanager.com/jobs?pos=BT141

https://theapplicantmanager.com/jobs?pos=BT143

is US citizenship. :unsure:

What kind of tool/app/program/whatever might be Basis Technology:

http://www.basistech.com/

be developing that needs these two newly opened positions? dubbio.gif:whistle:

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It specifically mentions getting some specific type of security clearance. Knowing nothing about security clearances (there must be at least 2 right? One for weapons of war and probably a higher one where you can talk to the aliens) it is likely because those types of clearances require you to be a US citizen. I wouldn't think it would be particularly necessary to point that out, but I suspect that this company has had problems in the past of foreign nationals applying for their positions. Just stick that one line in there and maybe cut down on the unqualified applicants? Not that I ever paid close attention to that kind of thing, as I have (had) a history of just applying for a job anyways...

Anyways, I would imagine that there would be some program (not software) or certification requirements for some critical aspect of that job and getting that type of clearance handles that. It is probably similar to how computer companies need to maintain a specific level of Microsoft or Cisco certified employees, NDAs and contracts and all that stuff. Its like saying I am a Microsoft Partner, so I have a Microsoft Security Clearance that gives me access to normally restricted information, tools or training. :ph34r:

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It specifically mentions getting some specific type of security clearance. Knowing nothing about security clearances (there must be at least 2 right? One for weapons of war and probably a higher one where you can talk to the aliens) it is likely because those types of clearances require you to be a US citizen. I wouldn't think it would be particularly necessary to point that out, but I suspect that this company has had problems in the past of foreign nationals applying for their positions. Just stick that one line in there and maybe cut down on the unqualified applicants? Not that I ever paid close attention to that kind of thing, as I have (had) a history of just applying for a job anyways...

Anyways, I would imagine that there would be some program (not software) or certification requirements for some critical aspect of that job and getting that type of clearance handles that. It is probably similar to how computer companies need to maintain a specific level of Microsoft or Cisco certified employees, NDAs and contracts and all that stuff. Its like saying I am a Microsoft Partner, so I have a Microsoft Security Clearance that gives me access to normally restricted information, tools or training. :ph34r:

Trip, you are taking it far too seriously.

I was just joking, in these times of Snowden revelations and NSA related talks the accent is to the fact that the mentioned firm, that has been involved with making Police, Government, Military and more generally "Forensics" and "Intelligence" software since years (and besides "sponsors" the excellent Autopsy Free/Open Source tool :)) is "clearly" and "publicly" (as opposed to "secretly" or "undercover") recruiting people for what cannot but be a new "secret" software of some kind....

Just for the record the TS/SCI:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._security_clearance_terms

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Scope_Background_Investigation

has NOTHING to do with qualification of any kind (academic or work experience) it is just the result of a very accurate check of your past, you might need one even to become a janitor :w00t:;):

http://www.clearancejobs.com/jobs/1787004/janitor-with-active-ts-sci-clearance

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has NOTHING to do with qualification of any kind (academic or work experience) it is just the result of a very accurate check of your past, you might need one even to become a janitor :w00t:;):

http://www.clearancejobs.com/jobs/1787004/janitor-with-active-ts-sci-clearance

jaclaz

Speaking of taking things too seriously! That job ad! "Experience in related field" :rolleyes:

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has NOTHING to do with qualification of any kind (academic or work experience) it is just the result of a very accurate check of your past, you might need one even to become a janitor :w00t:;):

http://www.clearancejobs.com/jobs/1787004/janitor-with-active-ts-sci-clearance

jaclaz

Speaking of taking things too seriously! That job ad! "Experience in related field" :rolleyes:

Actually at least two (2) years of it, the tough part probably being the bold parts (I am quoting the whole of it in case it will disappear from the source site):

Janitor with active TS/SCI clearance and ability to pass polygraph.

1. Conducts inspections of work completed by employees

2. Maintains building interior by dusting and polishing furniture, equipment, mirrors, and fixtures; washing windows, counters, walls, ceilings, and woodwork; sweeping, scrubbing, and waxing floors; cleaning and vacuuming drapes, furniture, and carpeting including carpet scrubbing; resupplying rest rooms; replacing light bulbs.

3. Maintains building accessibility and appearance by picking up papers and trash; replacing light bulbs.

4. Removes trash by emptying trash containers; transporting materials to disposal area; recycling materials.

5. Keeps cleaning equipment operational by following manufacturer's operating and care guidelines; completing operator repairs and parts replacement.

6. Maintains parts and equipment inventory by checking stock to determine inventory level; anticipating needed parts; anticipating cleaning equipment replacement; placing orders.

7. Maintains safe working environment by complying with procedures, rules, and regulations.

8. Maintains continuity between shifts by documenting cleaning actions; noting areas requiring additional care or monitoring.

9. Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.

10. Perform other related duties as required

Education: Graduation from high school or GED equivalent and a minimum of two (2) years experience in a related field.

Experience: Housekeeping, Equipment Maintenance, Facilities Coordination, Basic Safety, Supply Management.

Attention to Detail, Self-Motivated, Informing Others. Ability to walk and stand for long periods of time.

The employer must either have an obsession for replacing light bulbs or they use a low-quality make/brand.... :whistle:

Just in case:

http://www.cs.umd.edu/~gasarch/HUMOR/lightbulb.html

http://funny2.com/bulb.htm

jaclaz

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I am against these people period, and I am against anybody who stands up for them. Just another way to invade a persons privacy. They can be called heroes is they can prevent kidnappings, home invasions,. Otherwise, they are a dying industry because the world is now a more peaceful place. They belong with the same group who does not support self-control, and would rather not have any knowing about god to be known. Hiding behind children, to steal money from people who are not even born yet.

Light Bulbs?

I guess they do not have the budget for a Janitor.

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