astrolabos Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Read carefully the commands *Windows '98 source code.*/Windows '98 source code./*Windows '98 source code.*//*TOP SECRET Microsoft© CodeProject: ChicagoProjected release-date: Summer 1998*/#include "win31.h"#include "win95.h"#include "evenmore.h"#include "oldstuff.h"#include "billrulz.h"#define INSTALL_HARDchar make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;void main(){while(!CRASHED){display_copyright_message();display_bill_rules_message();do_nothing_loop();if (first_time_installation){make_50_megabyte_swapfile();do_nothing_loop();totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();hang_system();}write_something(anything);display_copyright_message();do_nothing_loop();do_some_stuff();if (still_not_crashed){display_copyright_message();do_nothing_loop();basically_run_windows_3.1();do_nothing_loop();do_nothing_loop();}}if (detect_cache())disable_cache();if (fast_cpu()){set_wait_states(lots);set_mouse(speed, very_slow);set_mouse(action, jumpy);set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);}/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); *//* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */printf("Welcome to Windows 98");if (system_ok())crash(to_dos_prompt);elsesystem_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);while(something){sleep(5);get_user_input();sleep(5);act_on_user_input();sleep(5);}create_general_protection_fault();}Is this funny or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beccatigger Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 yeah quality mate, I like it........ woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gosh Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 yeah quality mate, I like it........ wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootif u liked it u definitely need to check this one out as wellLOTS of Profanity Found in Leaked Windows Code @gosh lol !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Thanks for bringing that up, XtremeMac... But that source code is ANCIENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 well i figured she probably had not seen it.i hope longhorn's code will look better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gism0 Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 well i figured she probably had not seen it.i hope longhorn's code will look better not that you'll get to see it, so i doubt it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 ? what do u mean?I've the source codeI compiled my own windows what's wrong with u by she didn't see it i meant see didn't see the thread about w2k thread that gamehead200 posted a while back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 ? what do u mean?I've the source codeI compiled my own windows what's wrong with u ROFL! Liar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaPbUzZ Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 at least win9x dont get hacked as much as NT anymore.BTW maybe thats because they decided to hand the hackers NT in households Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancity Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 hahaha thats funny, here windows 98 is a piece of s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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