Murphy's Lesser known laws

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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why

some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending

machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those

who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently

talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50

chance of getting something right, there's a 90%

probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end

to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to

pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will

be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking

beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding

furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a

fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting

yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't

smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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im loving number #1

[DigeratiPrime]

some good ones up there

btw when I saw the title I was thinking Prime Directive 4 from Robocop.

[Idontwantspam]

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50

chance of getting something right, there's a 90%

probability you'll get it wrong.

LOL!

[anonymous_user]

Theyre funny because theyre true.