nitroshift Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 (edited) There was once a kid who had a wish: when he grows up he wanted to be a great author. When he was asked what he meant by "great author" he said: "I want to write stuff that makes people cry, shout and dispair." Now that he grew up, his wish became reality: he works for Microsoft, writing error messages..._______________When asked what cybers*x means, three students answer:1. Law student: what's cyber?2. Sports student: yeah, what's cyber?3. Computer student: what's s*x?_______________Wife: Have you been shopping?Husband: "Bad command or filename"W: But i asked you this morning....H: "Syntax error. Abort?"W: Not even the new TV-set?H: "Variable not found"W: OK, give me the credit card, I'll go shopping...H: "Sharing violation. Access denied"W: Are you serious, joking or just trying to make me mad?H: "Too many parameters"W: How did I get to marry you?H: "Data type mismatch"W: When are you gonna get paid?H: "File in use. Please try again later"W: OK, this is the last straw, what do I mean to you?H: "Unknown virus"_____________________Two indians are walking through the woods when one sights smoke coming from the top of a hill.What does it say? asks the first indianSPAM, replies the second..._____________________Hope you like them... Edited September 7, 2007 by nitroshift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idontwantspam Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Did S*X get censored by you or the forum censor system? I love the microsoft one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroshift Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Did S*X get censored by you or the forum censor system? Myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idontwantspam Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolash2o Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Loved them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puntoMX Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 W: OK, give me the credit card, I'll go shopping...H: "Sharing violation. Access denied"Just evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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