dirtwarrior Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!!!!! Why is he doing that?!"The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. The woman again screamed, "Oh my GOD!!!!! How can THAT be justified?!" Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroshift Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Where's that hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woomera Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Where's that hospital? Email me the address dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripken204 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 haha, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewk Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Haha, that's good. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolash2o Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 (edited) thats a good one, nice health plan too Edited October 11, 2007 by legolash2o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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