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    dark in here

    in Funny Farm

    Posted

    A wife takes a lover home during the day while her

    husband is at work.

    The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and

    hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home.

    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that

    the little boy is already in there.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball."

    Man: "That's nice."

    Boy: "Want to buy it?"

    Man: "No, thanks."

    Boy: "My Dad's outside."

    Man: "OK, how much?"

    Boy: "$250."

    Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover

    find themselves in the closet again.

    Boy: "Dark in here."

    Man: "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,

    "How much?"

    Boy: "$750."

    Man: "Sold."

    A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab

    your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my

    glove."

    The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy: "$1,000."

    The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your

    friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost.

    I'm taking you to church, to confession

    .

    In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the

    confessional and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."

    The priest says, "Don't start that crap again;

    you're in my closet now."

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    good program

    in Malware Prevention and Security

    Posted · Edited by dirtwarrior

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    case fans

    in Hardware Hangout

    Posted

    I got around to putting them in along with another hard drive. Even with the other hard drive the temps went down about 6 degrees F, the sound is a little louder but not much.

    I recomend them.

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    [nlite 1.5 suggestion] Adding roles to Tweaks

    in nLite

    Posted

    While it seems like a good idea and the same was debated for component removal page, what is the advantage of those presets?

    Faster?

    It is intended only for those which don't care what the program does, can you imagine yourself going "oo Performance, click, install...my god why is it classic look, I integrated themes!"

    Or if you double check every option it does then it's slower than the usual selection.

    I cannot imagine someone choosing one preset on the blind faith and just be done with it.

    That means he is not careful which settings are applied and he will be annoyed after install.

    We get reports "where are my EXE icons, it's just blank white one?!" That's because he didn't read the description for the "Disable custom exe icons", imagine how many annoyances would be if doesn't read the description of every single tweak in these presets.

    I see what you mean. It could be an advanced option with a disclaimer use at your own risk. :whistle:

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    cinderella

    in Funny Farm

    Posted

    CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a! prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

    Cinderella replied, I can'tremember,exactly. Peter, Peter, something or other..."

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    Should I get Win2000

    in Windows 9x/ME

    Posted

    Thanks for all the feedback. I'm still not sure if i should upgrade. I'm very happy with 98 and its very secure and stable now (thanks to the Win2000 mod), but maybe I'm justed worried that 98 has no app support any more and 2000 does.

    What is the win2000 mod?

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